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11 January 2005 - 10:02 A considerable period of time ago, I berated the German music scene as being, well, kife. Putting all things Hasselhoff aside, they have stooped to new depths of musical madness, by buying, in bulk, wee 4-year-old Joy Gruttman's song "Schnappi das kleine Krokodil" (Snappy, the little crocodile), making it the #1 selling record over there. Beating out angry-german-friendly-music stalwarts Linkin Park, and *gasp* Kylie Minogue *bites down hard on hand to stop the tears*. I know some of you sicko's out there will want to hear this monstrosity, and while it pains me to do it, it is my *deep breath* journalistic integrity that forces me to do it. Listen to it here. BUT: HEAR ME NOW! IF I SEE ANY SINGLE ONE OF YOU HUMMING THIS WITH EYES CLOSED, VACANT SMILE ON FACE, NODDING HEAD AND TAPPING FINGERS - HOMER SIMPSON STYLE - IT'S OVER! OVER I SAY When will those Germans learn. Hmmmmm.... Cheeseorgy has a category about those "crazy Japanese guys"... I should do the same for ze Germans. Procrasto - politically correct to the end.
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