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22 February 2005 - 11:36 The Good News! We're going to Cuba! Huzzah! 7 days of glorious sun at Playa Pesquero. Una cervesa por favor? The Bad News Not until the 12th April The Good News! The brutal hellacious -5000000 degree temperatures appear to have passed... The Bad News ...and been replaced by 7ft of snow. Where will YOU be the day after tomorrow...?? The Good News! El Gato had his check-up yesterday. He is in perfect health. If not a wee fat grumpypants. The Bad News (for him) His testicles are to be removed next Tuesday. The Good News! My songs are so almost ready!! The Bad News I'm never freakin' happy enough with them. I'm like Axel Rose or That Guy from The Beach Boys who won an honourary Grammy recently. The Good News! Kate Winslet is nominated for Best Actress at the upcoming Oscars. The Bad News She won't win. That Hilary SKANK will. Maybe I'll pull a Tonya Harding and take her 'caps out!! Yeah. Kate, if you're reading, I'll do it! Her and the rest of the so called "Academy". Call me! The Good News! I came second in the annual Skidoo time trials of Mont-Echo, Qu�bec. Dashing through the snow I was. The Bad News I was beaten by my dad. The Good News! My brother seems to be recovering from his recent bout with meningitis. The Bad News He's still too far away. The Good News! I have an interview for a job promotion which is HUGELY exciting. The Bad News I am a very long shot. They want me to relocate to Toronto. Which I just won't do. The Good News! I just got word of my first work bonus. The Bad News It's already spoken for. The Good News! It's pool night!! The Bad News Tomorrow morning I have a 3 hour workshop The Good News! Everything in world today is where it should be. I am happy. Which is why I probably haven't updated... Therefore the bad news isn't so much bad. Just the Yin to my Yang.
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