How to make a procrasto
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
5 parts brilliance
3 parts leadership
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add fitness to taste! Do not overindulge!

28 July 2003 - 11:08

"A super hero for the kids in the bottles..."

The one about the the weekend...

If my weekend were a movie and I needed to create a trailer for it, I imagine it would go something like this...

Sountrack: "Who let the Dogs Out", or anything by Snoop Doggy Dogg.

Camera pans over ol' me driving in, lets say, a convertible Mustang (red), on an empty highway, lets say Highway 720 out of downtown... The sun is shining and P is wearing shades.

Dialogue (normal deep voice dude): In this road of life there are choices that a man must take consequences to face. On this day, hotshot Calvin Farrell was taking a drive to through his normality, little knowing that what was about to happen would change his world... a world where clearly not all is at seems, where dog-women bark and bite, where Genies run wild and where the new genitalia is the knee. A world where Calvin Farrell dared himself to go. The Montr�al Mirror proclaims "Weekend" as "a thrill a minute", "a twisted liberation of body and mind", "Hour" magazine hails the movie as "...one of the most entertaining horror-comedies of it's genre", "Farrell is unstoppable..." Le Journal de Montr�al claims..."ces b�tards fous..."

In the 60 hours that makes a Weekend, some things will be talked about for years...others are best left buried in our own personal vaults....

Camera pans from rear of car to show skyscape of darkening clouds...music rises to crescendo and then cuts to darkness and a solitary scream...

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