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03 July 2003 - 17:33 I finally got off my apathetic ass today to go visit the doc to try and sort out my coldy-coughy thing which was beginning to feel more than just a coldy coughy thing. In the 3 hours wait at the clinic I discovered the following: 1: There is a publication called "Seniors Weekly" 2: The Chinese (Mandarin) term for SARS is, well, SRAS 3: I can play Solitaire on my cell phone. 4: When you cough people look at you strangely - like you are spreading the latest epidemic. 5: People don't talk in clinic waiting rooms - there's no chitchat. No idle banter. No "So what brings you here?" Possibly because nobody wants to hear about urinary infections and syphilis... 6: Receptionists at clinics look down their nose at you. 7: Cell phone etiquette is amplified in a clinic waiting room. 8: All literature in waiting rooms are geared for old people. 9: Time passes sloth-like 10: Old people do, in fact, smell of wee. That is all. Oh and people. PLEASE SIGN MY GUESTMAP!!! IT WILL HELP ME GET BETTER!
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