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14 July 2003 - 15:59 I was just thinking about, no matter how much I love summer, I really miss hockey and my Habs. It got me thinking about this joke I heard a while back: Two boys are playing hockey on a pond, in a park, in Toronto, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again. "Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Jays fan either," the boy said. "I assumed everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or Jays fan. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Montreal Canadiens fan," the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet. I think that one came from Toronto. and then there's this that I got about 2 seconds ago...:
   My life is rated NC-17. What is your life rated? |
